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District Attorney: Judge, I would object to Counsel’s characterization of this disagreement. He is giving a one-sided view. Judge: Of course he is. That is what you expect from a trial attorney. (from an actual court transcript)
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ~ Frank Zappa
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
~ Stephen Wright
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