Go Screw Your… Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb . . .

Take My Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.

Lawyers Changing A Lighbulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.

How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

Q: How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

A: This is a question that’s been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together – the question has been answered.

Another Light Bulb Joke

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.