Did You Hear About the Two Gay Judges…

Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other?

Category: All Kinds of Funny, Dirty Lawyer Jokes, Judges

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I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

“I wish you had tried to screw me this much while we were married.”

Category: Dirty Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Lawyer Jokes, Funny Legal Cartoons, Lawyers

Dirty Lawyers: 10 Naughty Legal Phrases

A few legal phrases that you may hear your lawyer say that will sound like porn.

  1. Have you looked through her briefs?
  2. He’s one hard judge!
  3. Counselor let’s do it in chambers!
  4. His attorney withdrew at the last minute!
  5. Is it a penal offense?
  6. Better leave the handcuffs on
  7. For $200 an hour she better be good!
  8. Can you get him to drop his suit?
  9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could!
  10. Think you can get me off

Category: Dirty Lawyer Jokes, Lawyers
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