Smile For The Camera

Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?

A: Just say “Fees!”

My Lawyer Vulture Hybrid

Q: What’s the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?

A: The vulture doesn’t get frequent flyer miles!

Even Cats Don’t Like You

Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?

A: Cats keep trying to bury them.

Why California Has The Most Lawyers?

Q: Why does California have the most lawyers in the country, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste sites?

A: New Jersey got first choice.

Lawyers Trigger Postage Stamp Recall

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

A: They had pictures of lawyers on them … and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

I’ll Make Him An Offer He Can’t…

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can’t understand.