Goldfish v. Black Cat

If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

Unethical Ethics


“The way I see it, unethical ethics are better than no ethics at all!”

Pepe Le Pew Denies Allegations of Sexual Harassment


Pepe Le Pew denies allegations of sexual harassment.

Chuck Norris, Attorney At Law


On Hold With A Divorce Attorney


Caller: “I would line to initiate a divorce from my wife.”

Receptionist: “Okay, let me put you on hold.”

Song playing: “You are the sunshine of my life.  That’s why I’ll always be around…”

The Plains of America, Covered By Vast Herds Of Lawyers


“The Plains of America, Covered By Vast Herds Of Lawyers”