Goldfish v. Black Cat

If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

Unethical Ethics

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“The way I see it, unethical ethics are better than no ethics at all!”

Pepe Le Pew Denies Allegations of Sexual Harassment

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Pepe Le Pew denies allegations of sexual harassment.

Chuck Norris, Attorney At Law

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On Hold With A Divorce Attorney

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Caller: “I would line to initiate a divorce from my wife.”

Receptionist: “Okay, let me put you on hold.”

Song playing: “You are the sunshine of my life.  That’s why I’ll always be around…”

The Plains of America, Covered By Vast Herds Of Lawyers

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“The Plains of America, Covered By Vast Herds Of Lawyers”