I Heart Lawyers. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Laws: Buy, Sell, Trade

Laws: Buy Sell Trade

Laws: Buy, Sell, Trade

I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

“I wish you had tried to screw me this much while we were married.”

Just Shred The Documents

I told you to just shred the documents.

Yeah, but he was gonna squeal.

Going Medieval On A Defendant

“It’s Medieval Times Week here at the courthouse, so I’m afraid that instead of getting probation, you’ll be drawn and quartered.”

Helping Our Insanity Defense

“Paying my fee will also help as evidence for our insanity defense.”