In law school, time is meaningless;
But in time, law school is meaningless.
~ Anonymous graffiti on law school restroom wall.
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ~ Frank Zappa
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
~ Stephen Wright
“Erastus, are you the defendant in this case?” “No, Judge, I’s got a lawyer hired to do de defendin’. I’s de man dat stole de chickens.” ~ Philander Chase Johnson Philander Chase Johnson called it “[t]he most enduring joke [he] ever wrote”.
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. ~Marvin Mitchelson A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. ~ Jean Kerr
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. ~ Cary Grant
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