Life’s Short. Get a Divorce.




Divorce Lawyer Quotations

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

~Marvin Mitchelson

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

~ Jean Kerr

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

~ Cary Grant

On Hold With A Divorce Attorney


Caller: “I would line to initiate a divorce from my wife.”

Receptionist: “Okay, let me put you on hold.”

Song playing: “You are the sunshine of my life.  That’s why I’ll always be around…”

I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

“I wish you had tried to screw me this much while we were married.”

New Barbie Doll From Mattel

Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called Divorced Barbie?

It comes with half of Ken’s things and alimony.

Remember The Alimony!

Remember the alimony!

“Remember the alimony!”