Divorce Lawyer Quotations

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

~Marvin Mitchelson

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

~ Jean Kerr

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

~ Cary Grant

Accomplice at Law

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

California Family Sues Illegal Cockfight Site Owner For Wrongful Death

The family of a California man has filed a first-of-its-kind wrongful death lawsuit against the owner of a property where he was fatally stabbed during an illegal cockfight by a razor-sharp “spur” attached to a fighting rooster.

The bird apparently pierced the leg of Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, cutting a vein, as police were breaking up the Jan. 30 cockfight in a remote area of Tulare County. A police sergeant said people started fleeing and, in the commotion, “One of the roosters jumped at the decedent.”

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Quotation: Litigation Is A Form Of Hell…

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

~Frank McKinney Hubbard

Jehovah’s Witness? No. Thank you.

A lawyer was asked if he would like to become a Jehovah’s Witness. He declined, as he hadn’t seen the accident, but would still be interested in taking the case.

Pepe Le Pew Denies Allegations of Sexual Harassment

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Pepe Le Pew denies allegations of sexual harassment.