12 Sexy Pickup Lines for Lawyers

Naughty Lawyer

  1. Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
  2. I’m going to sue the pants off you.
  3. You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
  4. Girl, you’re testi-fine.
  5. Nice rebuttal.
  6. I need someone to look through these briefs.
  7. You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
  8. The prosecution can rest … at my place tonight.
  9. Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
  10. Just be who you are.  I’m not the one to judge.
  11. What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
  12. Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.

A Jury Consists Of Twelve Persons Chosen Yo Decide Who…

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

~ Robert Frost

Jury Decision: Face Of A Mass Murderer

“And so I ask the jury… is that the face of a mass murderer?”